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Double Cup Cargo Shorts: the spec sheet

The denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup currently holds exactly one product, and it is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. Built from 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, it carries a mid rise. The double dye process the brand describes is applied over a garment dye to mimic sun-fading, which is why two pairs that’s a lot of cough syrup in the same colorway will not be identical. Double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch: the construction details are specific. Straight off the brand’s own cup motif comes the name, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. The size run goes by waist rather than by letter, and four colorways are listed, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red. The price sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

What sits on the shorts rail besides denim

Headline though denim is, it is one style inside a much wider shorts offering, and that wider offering is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. The main tier sits at about $150 and includes the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, which run as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Also there are the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. That price tier is rounded out by the Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts, and the sweat short is the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. What gives the category its $60 to $150 band is the tier below, where the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what sets the lower figure. The brand also keeps a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. What the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026 is where every one of these figures comes from, and this label re-prices with drops.

Beyond the shorts: denim and workwear

If denim is what brought you here, the shorts are not the end of it, they are just the only denim short. The ALOCS Denim Jacket comes in Black, Blue and Tan at about $300 each, with the ALOCS Carpenter Pants in the same three colors at the same price. As a full-length companion for the cargo short, those carpenter pants are the closest the catalogue gets, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. A Dickies-bodied workwear line sits next to the denim, with the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend is the marker that workwear and denim are different propositions here, one a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other raw weight in cotton. Garment after garment in the brand’s own copy the signature yellow woven label turns up, and the construction signals stay constant across all of it. Product copy goes on to say that the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, a real cost input at these prices.

Every style at a glance

The table below holds what the brand publishes, and nothing beyond it. Where a product page gives no fabric weight or flat measurement, the cell says so instead of guessing at a number. Taken from the brand’s own store as of September 2026, the prices will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Fit notes are per product, because this label publishes them per product and they are not uniform across the catalogue. The only entry that has a full published measurement table is the denim short, which is why it carries the most detail. Open the individual listing for the style you want before you pick a size, and read the table as a shortlist.

Read the waist rather than the letter when sizing

Waist measurement, running 28 to 44, is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, and it removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts carry a full flat table: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Half an inch of inseam per size keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows, rather than dropping toward the knee. Explicit fit guidance comes with this style: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. Going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized, because that single step is the whole instruction. The rest of the shorts rail, mostly, does not publish measurements, which means the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. No global size chart and no washing instructions get published anywhere on the store, worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

What people are really searching for

A large slice of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand does not use the word, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts are what searchers mean by it, being the only denim short in the catalogue, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. None of the spellings people type are the brand’s own, and the brand name itself runs the same pattern, coming out as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses. A lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all, which is why it matters practically. Garment checks are the ones that work: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person can use the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.